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adambreal:

This is how i spent my 420 and playing kickball =]

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imjustaboywithadream:

when i was six my parents took away my PlayStation so i poured gasoline around the house and tried to blow my house up

i got grounded for two weeks

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I literally stared at this for a good 45 seconds, and then started laughing hysterically.

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period-problems:

twitter

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mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

pitchblackglow:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?! OH MY GOD, I AM DYING. I NEED TO SLEEP, I JUST NOT BE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW.

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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me: I want to be hot.
me: I should exercise.
me: I am not moving.

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