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when i was six my parents took away my PlayStation so i poured gasoline around the house and tried to blow my house up
i got grounded for two weeks
I literally stared at this for a good 45 seconds, and then started laughing hysterically.
(Source: lovelaine, via mypatronusisnevillelongbottom)
mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?! OH MY GOD, I AM DYING. I NEED TO SLEEP, I JUST NOT BE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW.
(Source: teapayne)